ofsherlock:

ofsherlock:

tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT

guys come on i researched things on google translate for this

(via jaaassh)

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

(via ruinedchildhood)

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(via tardisity)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(via 10knotes)

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(via tardisity)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

The friends you will call extensions
of yourself the day you graduate high
school may not be the first people
you call when you get engaged.

Not all kisses will be good ones.
Some will be wet and miss your
mouth by so much, you’ll start to
wonder if they’re looking for
something beyond you, something
your skin will never add up to.

The first time you go home with
a stranger, tell them they are
beautiful and spend the night
begging them to show you
more of their heart in between
your crescendos and releases.

When you leave in the morning
without saying goodbye, hope
they understand that it was
for their own good.

The people you love can be
untouchable and hard and mean
when they have been hurt, but
do not let that stop you from
breaking down their bathroom
doors and holding them together.
You will find that people often
insist that they are whole far
more when they are falling apart
inside of your arms.

It took me so long to learn that other
people are not limbs. You can hurt
for them when they break, but your
pain will not be one in the same with
their experience. Do not tell her you
“know how she feels”, tell her you
will be here when she needs to
release it.

Pain can be so great, but the
sky is always the most beautiful
after nasty storms, bent on
knocking down trees and keeping
homes in the dark.

Buy an umbrella.

Don’t let anyone tell you
that you do not already
have everything you will
ever need.

for the little girl in the supermarket picking out lipstick, Emma Bleker (via larmoyante)

(via t-ssellate)

deair:

so how do i relationship

(via daysgobystill)

“You can keep as quiet as you like, but one of these days somebody is going to find you.”

Haruki Murakami  

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(via lovequotesrus)

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

Basically JK Rowling is so good that she can drop a Harry Potter short story with no publicity or previous announcement and within hours the entire world has read it

and if that’s not power i don’t know what is

(via hannahabell)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via hannahabell)