I have obsessions and you will suffer the consequences.
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
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Just a squid casually passing by on your blog.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
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Do you think Justin Timberlake has ever danced his penis into a girl then moonwalked out?
I’ve got to believe the answer is yes.
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.i fucking lost it
I keep fucking laughing jesus christ
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Q’d - in Melbourne
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when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat
